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Cake day: November 3rd, 2023

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  • A thing never mentioned in these debates is that noone in the world is buying tiktok without buying the underlying algorithm, the same algorithm the app runs on worldwide, the algorithm is the special sauce. They are not going to sell the basis for their app just for a single payday in the US market, which after buying it, they could rebrand and then once successful in the US, compete in the global market against tiktok but with the income of the most lucrative app market in the world behind them. It’s an extremely stupid business move.








  • 2 and 3 are the obvious choices, however id pick 3 and 5. Here are the only interesting pills available.

    (2) You can sell it

    (3) that’s enough to go through a wall

    (5) a smart toaster has a circuit board that you could mcgyver into sending commands outside of itself, allowing ur toaster to be an entry point to computer telepathy.

    (6) Would be funny to feed this one to a person who had just died and watch their color come back, really fuck with the autopsy

    (9) Instantly cures any physical ailments preventing you from running/walking (unless we mean current albert einstein, in which case corpses cant move.)