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It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.
I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.
It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.
I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.
I will finally be available to fairly and accurately measure all the men in the gym locker room without being suspicious and bringing in a ruler 😤
By homeless he means he’ll only have a few million in his bank account and he can’t imagine living like that. 🤔
The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?
Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.
Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.
– Totally a real doctor.
2hrs 15 minutes? Dang that’s a fast record!
I think it’s mostly subjective or anecdotal, but what comes to mind:
If anything, the only reason why I still use reddit is for smaller, niche, communities. To that end, yeah Lemmy is smaller, thus the smaller reddit communities are even smaller here. If I find myself wanting to make a post on a given niche topic, I typically post on Reddit AND here. Sometimes, my post on Lemmy will somehow get more comments than reddit still though. Reddit posts seem to fall off after a day or so, that’s not typically the case for Lemmy if you do trend something.
At the end of the day though, this is just a social media platform, and the enjoyment you get out of it comes down to you. ☺️ One tip I do have though is to sort by “Top of 6h” or “12h”. I don’t like the “Hot” sorting on here that much.
I don’t think this is definitively “better” than reddit. The functionality of the site is more bare bones. No big hidden features or anything like that. What you see is what you get as far as interfaces go. But I am enjoying it. It reminds me of a much younger Internet and much simpler times. I am loving that Lemmy servers are run by your average joe who just wanted to start up a Lemmy community. No single CEO who only cares about how profitable a site is.
It looks like the first 3 GPs are on Saturday now that you’ve said something. 👀
Edit: actually, I’m in the U.S. The Australian GP airs at 11PM (in my timezone) on a Saturday — this will be a Sunday for most other people.
You’re telling me the trail of tears wasn’t the British’s doing?!? 😭😭😭 /s
Lmao right? As if the Lobbies and their rich donors would allow the stock market to crash. Even joking about sending in any troops would make the market nervous.
I didn’t know the Pope was antisemitic?! /s
I honestly think there’s a gray area here and it’s worth talking to a lawyer if anything. There are certainly some protections for peoples under 40. Being denied a promotion because you’re “too young” is certainly a protection. The catch is you have to prove it.
This case is easy to prove though if there are any laws over this.
Edit: but now that I think about it, this is only really a protection if you’re already hired at the place. If you just slam the door on people before they can get in, discrimination seems to be legal.
Initially I was with the other commenters, I can’t believe he’s facing any consequences from his party at all. It seems that’s a damning sign that the accusations are correct.
The only reason why we’re in contention for a swing state is because the local Dems campaigns aren’t actually stupid.
Our Dems are far far right from where they ideally would be, but they aren’t obtusely insane. They know that this state got rocked when Brownback and Republicans had complete control of the state and they try to keep us reminded.
A 60ft tall 4ft wide tree costs $4k to remove in your neck of the woods? In my area, it costs that much to remove a tree a third of that size and I shopped around and got multiple quotes too 😣
IDGAF IM HERE TO STAY. LEMMY IS COOL AND WTF EVEN IS A SNOO 😤😤😤
This makes me think of cackle laughs
Well it’s a good thing hospitals are safe from being a military target. Right guys?
A lot of Catholics in my hometown don’t believe the Pope is Christian anymore.
I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅