Fuck you beat me by 8 hours

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That writer needs more practice

Never trust a nether portal.

Sometimes, they can even spawn in the air.

Well, while shitposting isn’t my kind of humor, It’s also not literally a “shit post”. It’s an art form that requires a balance of humor and degeneration.

Yes, but for games (I’m a game programmer)

My rolls already do this, guess I should try these

I’ll have two #9’s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”

I dummy’d my way to the solution

That’s the neat part, you don’t.

Jokes aside, the game is a lot more entertaining if you run to places with the charged jump, sandevistan, and mantis blades

I became a Game Programmer. Job market sucks right now, so I’m cleaning toilets and taking out trash at a grocery store.

But hey, on my days off I sometimes have time to work on games.

I learned pinochle as a kid, but can’t remember how to play now.

I learned Lua as a programming student but can’t remember how to use it now.

I learned Minecraft’s data pack language for the same reason. 20w14infinite needed a Portal gun, I found a working one, but tweaked it to my liking

No that’s fear of homosexuals, you’re thinking of people who get sexual pleasure from blood

Por que?

Porque.

Por que?!

Porque.

¡Te pregunto quién sale primero!

(I don’t know spanish)