Hymnnn

Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft

I remember digging those up on vacation in Naples Florida in the summers. We used to call them sand fleas too, although I now think that’s not the correct term

I used to use “sort by rising” on Reddit and felt like I was able to engage much more that way. Then they took that option away and I was either getting junk posts or ones that were already too popular to remotely be a part of the conversation. That’s actually when I went to third party apps, I know everyone hate the native app but before they changed the sort options I was fine with it. Then a few months later they destroyed access to third party apps and I joined the exodus and came here. But it honestly felt like they were intentionally pushing me away, as stupid as that sounds. Anywho, I do wish there was more content here but at least I feel like I can participate and not be lost at sea

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!

Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme

ETA: here ya go

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

OMG I just had this exact conversation with my doctor!

Harrumphflehgurmphhh

I do not have teeth in my belly button and it seems most appropriate that way

As an owner of a vagina I have concerns here

I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend

You mean May 21st at 2:07pm

Edit: y’all I gotta be honest…I’m so sleep deprived I really thought May 21st was like 3 weeks ago. Carry on, please ignore me

stop cuddling the idiots everyone!! They’re getting far to warm and cozy

I was just talking with my mom about this and had no idea… is AI really taking over the job application process? It was hard enough going through it when there were actual humans evaluating you, somehow this sounds way worse though

I’m making a big conscious effort to hear out and be in tune with perspectives of people of all age groups and to not deny anyone’s experiences just because they’re not my own. There are such generational divisions that, being between the older and younger generations right now, I can see so clearly. That makes me want to go out of my way to avoid it as I get older.

The responses to this post have me more than a little rattled

Well, bro, I have a husband and I don’t think they’re each other’s type

Oscar looks like he just crawled out of a well and is about to steal my soul