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That is CLEARLY a joveseat

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

You know he ain’t gonna fly

Do they have subtitles in jive?

probably something like this

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series

light a match and find out

The lost member of the Spice Girls

I thought those had fur? I mean, the bird in the picture doesn’t appear to be Harry…

And he has time to antagonize The Batmans

aww yuss, ferret stories