💜Purple slices rise up!💜

So long, friend.

Anon only ordered one pizza that evening, but he ate it all!

It was YUGE!

So it knows if you’re subscribed to urinal services.

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It’s not odd or weird to be obsessed with gay sex. 🙃

We all belong to each other; now kiss.

8 into a backflip midair wipe for me.

They’re so cute, it’s a shame they’re wild animals and I can’t pet them on a daily basis.

That’s like how I cheated through every single test in school I’ve ever taken. I literally just paid attention to what the teacher said, wrote the answers down, wrote down more answers from the book, and then read them a couple times until I remembered them. I’d come in and just write down all those answers on the test and they’d never suspect a thing. I’ve still never been caught to this day and I even use it in my life outside of school.

OpenAnuse

Custom: -100% 😎

I’d probably want you dead too if I knew you were a sentient squirrel capable of time travel that wasn’t actively using it’s power to change our present for the better.

Planet Earth

I put that shit on everything!