Pearl

Thawing out scientists whose research is stalled because aliens have blocked sub atomic particle research.

So the gamble is that tech is invented before money runs out?

But also didn’t one routine inspection discover liquefied human remains?

Return to Aztec where sacrifices had structure and were scholar priest approved (probably)

A system crash is usually what happens. Exciting history book times.

The crash may take a thousand years or more tho

I’m sorry, this is obviously fake. Looks like British engineering at best.

Plus I have it on good authority that Germans prefer latex for their ergonomic devices.

It’s the 0.1 percent being supported by the 1% who are a lucky day away from joining them, and the 9% who live pretty good lives as rewards for helping the 1%.

Pyramid scheme all the way down

I’m hedging my bets that microplastics are a cliff problem. Avoid them right and you’ll die before you’ll ever see their effects.

White trash me: what’s the issue?

Science nerd me: that plastic probably was intended for maximum durability, not food safety.

Stick resistant is more accurate

I see an empty sandwich bread (birds aren’t real)

So cling wrap the top at a minimum. Then fill wipe down afterwards.

For all the trouble I’d just triple bag the turkey

What are the success rates if someone has a walnut size? Which surgeons do you recommend?

Black Mirror Nosedive

Begun the raw vs grilled foods war has.

Charcoal grill is political. And is that a single use drink ware?

Algorithm internet

It’s a yes or no question bud

The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

South Park turkey up the ass

Please respect and enjoy the peace ☮️

• Emperor Cleon, who ended the galactic wars