I assume he’ll trip while taking a stroll around the rooftop of a tall building sometime soon …

Looks more like a jubby jolder with a can of beans in it …

oh no … OH NO NOT NAURU! ANYWHERE BUT NAURU! That’s it, pack it up boys, Nauru won’t talk to Taiwan. It’s all over.

Christians seem to be mostly all about leaning hard right these days (in spite of the teachings of the new testament) why would they want to protect left leaning people? Typo?

I have the same problem with my p20 pro, it will not die. Even slightly.

Probably reasonable quality if they are dell supplied ones. Apologies, when you said they were long I thought they might have been some funny make with potentially questionable standards interpretation. If the cables aren’t moving around, under tension or being squished/crushed they should be one of the last things to fail, and a reseat should fix most issues.

Is your HDMI cable good quality? Is your tv good quality? Dissimilar metals on either will result in transfer of materials over time and degredation of their ability to transfer signal at the rates expected for HDMI. Normally just a reseat of the cable should fix this but extended use could result in permanent impairment of the interface.

Matrix shit? Like being forced to be a drone in a monotonous VR world while their bodies are harvested for energy until they fail? Doesn’t really seem like an aspirational situation but I guess there must be a few Cyphers out there …

Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?

https://www.chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you-cant-waste-your-vote/

This guy looks like he’d struggle to control a fidget spinner …

“The other guy is doing it” isn’t a justification for committing war crimes. You are also considered a war criminal regardless.

Bombing a building filled with civilians just because some arsehole who help do (or did) a terrible thing is hiding in there certainly sounds like collective punishment …