This August is only half through,

But for some, winter’s soon to ensue

So don’t Grinch on this carol,

’Cause we know in the Barrel:

Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!

Unbrowned steaks are surely regretted,

But Froyn just likes their meat wetted

So, both in kitchen and bed,

The same can be said:

Their wife just hates their forking method