Not a war, no matter how many times they try to pretend it is.

Funny, I’m not bothered by Israeli death and suffering either. 🤷

Gen Z “men” voted for Trump because they’re racist sexist homophobic pieces of shit like their fathers are.

Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

You’re just finding out maybe.

Control over it.

This has always been one of the top tier funniest meme images to me.