Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.
Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?
Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.
Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?
Nobody loves communism more than Trump.
I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.
Did you put it back in the refrigerator? Did Mom find it under your bed? This wasn’t an accident; someone made an intentional power move and your family is toxic.
Fellow embarrassed Dutch guy chiming in.
Edit: why did I get down voted for being an embarrassed Dutch guy? LOL, that’s what we are!
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When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.
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Yells. Screams. Smashes plate on the floor. Smashes plate against the wall. Flings boogers at everyone. Pulls out a gun and literally shoots somebody in the face. “Nobody is paying attention to me. I am the silent majority.”
Silent? They never shut the fuck up.
“You are the weakest twink. Buh-bye!”
Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.
When Jon Stewart referred to Biden’s expression as resting 25th amendment face. 💀
The most dangerous phrase is “we’ve always done it this way”.
Personally, I plug a power bank into the public port and charge my other devices through it. But if an AC outlet is available, that’s all moot anyway.
Just in case you are joking (or people think you are) those do exist. Basically a dongle with only the power pins on each end.
It is only available for US accounts.
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Right back atcha, buddy!
Edit: even this was down voted. The Internet is a strange place.