That kid on campus with the matrix coat

Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

They finally found her. The mythical undecided voter

Since he was elected, I’ve been saying the real long-term damage he’s going to do is going to be through the supreme court. I wish I had been wrong

That Babylon Bee headline, while not as punchy as it would have been from the Onion, is actually kind of funny for once

When every other company manufacturing the same thing as you is making massive gains, because the whole market is expanding, and you’re suddenly posting losses, that’s going to raise so questions

And the most authentic

From proposing his own carbon-free agenda, to suggesting stricter emission standards for gas-powered cars, and embracing policies that allow convicted felons to vote…

They make him sound pretty great

Yeah, that’s all I’ve seen as well. But I dare to hope, someday, we will have someone, at least near the White House, that actually cares about human rights

I haven’t seen a full write-up on him yet. Is he better than Shapiro on Israel’s genocide?

It only takes once

But it certainly has been a long road, getting from there to here

I can’t think of the last time I went through a self checkout without having to wait for an employee. Sure, a lot of the time it’s just because I’m buying a bottle of wine or whatever, but, like, that’s still a problem.

It’s also super terrible security-wise, because it incentivizes employees to make their account credentials whatever is quickest to type in on the kiosk that seems to have less processing power than my cellphone. I usually look away out of politeness, but I’ve glanced at their codes a few times. Saw one that was literally 0000. Another that was just 1, because apparently they don’t even necessarily have any password requirements lol

There have been a ton of reports like this, where he allegedly gives Bibi a talking to behind closed doors, and then publicly continues to fully support him

We in Michigan appreciate your sacrifice

Get this man in front of some shareholders

Only if the person is the owner of the app, not the user

Based on the article, he seems good on LGBTQ stuff, and status quo on Israel’s genocide. He definitely has the experience for the job, being a career politician, starting as an aide for a few congressmen, and then slowly working his way up through elected positions to governor

Thank god, now that they know they won’t have to reverse the program soon, hopefully they’ll fix the Republicans getting through text message screening too