This is porn in the same way Last House on the Left has a lot of full frontal nudity.

Why does it sound like Mike Tyson answering the question “what is the smallest continent?”

I saw Indiana Jones today it had 25 minutes of trailers, an admonishment to not ruin the movie, Nicole Kidman telling me how great going to the movies is, and a commercial for the projector. So a movie listed to start at 11 started at 11:28. it’s fucking ridiculous.