Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.

Fucking Leahy (RIP) would’ve given Musk a run for his money.

Soon to be Red-White-Blue-land and the 52nd state because obviously they’re gonna snatch Canada on the way there. I can the Trailer Park Boys having a role in the future Trump cabinet.

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

Yeah, these are all South American countries which I was aware of and why I was surprised about Central America being a destination.

Which other cult moved to Central America? Asking for a culty friend?

Not gonna lie, sweet kicks and shades after graduation.

Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo

You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

Ay-mans

TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.