#JustCalgaryThings
Do you not feel the itch of curiosity?
What a strange way to call yourself dickless.
But hand sanitizer is only 99.9% effective. You still have millions of other men’s dick germs on your hands, on your keyboard, in your mouth.
You cannot escape the dicks. No matter how unbathed you are.
Dicks.
Dicks.
Dicks.
Now they’re in your eyes.
So you just don’t touch anything in public, ever?
If the sink isn’t hands free you just walk out?
I mean, if you started a social media club and there was a dearth of over-30s tech people, that would be a pretty telling thing wouldn’t it?
The whole if you see a bomb technician running, you better run thing.
I usually put mine on at 45° but then rotate it to 90° to get good grill marks. /s
Yeah, it certainly lost its charm when comment sections became more like Facebook’s/YouTube’s/Your-local-newspapers-website’s.
“Hey guys, this one is totally fine with having us Nazis, let’s all go over there!”
Weird that you wouldn’t snitch on the dude who smears poop on the walls.
I’d like to think everyone would give you a pass for that.