4K videos of looking under the fridge

Best we can do is ignore everything while random judges give themselves power to override the FDA whenever it causes inconvenience to corporations.

— Congress

I settled on OLÉ “Xtreme Wellness” high fiber wraps. They’re stretchy and they even toast/grill well. They’re good for sandwich wraps but also soft tacos and small burritos.

Do people not eat cheeseburgers? Like some ground beef, a nice condiment, some veg, and maybe a little sliced bacon, with a few fries or something?

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

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Showering would upset his molting cycle.

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Yeah, that’s basically what they want. They are fine with the new rabid brand of GOP fascism ruining the country and the western world.

Many of these people are the ones who chant “death to America.” They just want to burn it down on the chance that something better might replace it someday in the future. Never mind the fascism and death that would result in the meantime. They’re not shy of violence anyway, but it’d be easier for them if it’s someone else doing it. It’s why they support leaders like Putin and Kim - they may be objectively shit, but they’re against the west, so…

The naive idealism is just a means to manipulate otherwise well-meaning people into supporting their cause. I don’t like choosing the lesser evil either, but when full-blown fascism is on the ballot, along with even worse outcomes for Palestinians, it’s obvious what needs to be done.

I could see it in an attack ad. Black and white footage of Trump looking confused and tired - “what the hell am I doing here?”

They’ll be dead, but their descendants will build self-sustaining fortresses with robot guards in the 11th hour, eventually surrounded by slums full of slaves who will fight each other for their entertainment.

One of the biggest success I’ve ever seen.

slaps roof This bad boy can fit so many fuckin Worfs in it.

That dude’s name? Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

He might get counseling from some evangelical pastor though, and come out of it even more terrible than he already is.

The most common side effect is anal leakage. Other side effects include rapid heart beat, sudden mood swings, frequent urination, dehydration, suicidal thoughts, paranoia, and death. Contact your doctor if you experience chest pain, difficulty breathing, or if a vein bursts open in your head or neck.

(Ruins beloved song.)

I saw two artistic swim teams in a row use Eminem’s Lose Yourself.

Kamala Biden and Tim Apple

“Well I like that she hates trans people, but I can’t vote against the free market.”

• Missouri GOP primary voters