Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session

Oh, that’s nice.

I once had an enema version of this car

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

Is that a dare?

I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.

Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you

Just give it some time. Eventually, everything will return to crab

Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs

An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s

Spaghetti > Meatball

Obligatory Adam Ragusea video for this topic

What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary

Originally? Yes, it’s non-breaded. People (including Germans) seem to think that a Schnitzel has to be breaded.

This is probably because of Wiener Schnitzel but traditionally there are a lot of unbreaded Schnitzel

How to actually read this:

Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)

Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green