For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

“You used to kill animals for fun?!”

I think we’re in dire need of some Orcus right now.

And by extension, Putin.

I miss the good ol’ days when Bushy was the worst we could field. Ah, nostalgia.

The Tau…?

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years…

I’m actually here to just find out where i can get my own demi-dog…?

Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!

“Again with the squeaky shoes…”

It started recently on YouTube revanced. The only reason I’m still on YouTube at all is my 1500+ song playlist I’ve been curating for, i dunno, 14 years? Revanced and ublock kept me from hearing or seeing an ad for years, but this is really motivating me to just say fuck it and move on.

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.