Feedback: that’s a great screen shot. I really enjoyed playing this screenshot. The screenshot download was fast and I was able to run it from my phone.

Aztec deathwhistle

I mean, that’s probably the only penis enlargement treatment that actually works

Fox News is the onion except it’s a) not funny, and b). Fucking morons believe what’s on it

I bought the early access, it’s pretty fun with a bit of jank, but the jank is minimal - it’s worth a purchase I think, especially if you like elder scroll type games

After she died falling down the stairs Russian style. I’m still convinced the mfer killed her

Hey I only start civil wars in OTHER countries.

Can we just get to the Civil war part of this timeline already, I’m fucking tired man

But they won’t know when the Tornados are coming because Trump gutted NOAA

Hey, if it comes out looking like a turtle, you know who to blame

I have become one with the plastic.

Seriously though, I actually have 3 in my office and 2 in my shop, the 2 In the shop are what I print things like ABS and nylon on. The ones in my office are mostly just pla and petg and are enclosed with carbon filtration (except my ideamaker irv3 which is a belt printer, but it’s only printing pla

As someone who has 6 3d printers in his office, I feel this on a physical level.

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.