I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao
I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao
Found Dick Cheney
Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire
Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?
For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union
When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.
I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before
Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain
Idk, I prefer B3 with Leslie
Dude, is the hole still burning?
Dude, is the hole still burning?
Biggest fucking red flag of all
No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)