Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?
I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.
Magnesium citrate. Take it a few minutes before you actually need to.
You can also do it to Another One Bites the Dust but uh…probably not a good look.
You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
That motherfucker had like…30 god damn dicks.
You can still not answer your phone. You can put it in airplane mode or Do Not Disturb, or even turn it off. Nobody is entitled to your time. Leave people on seen.
I see what you did there.
Wouldn’t they have revoked your license by this point?
Everybody knows you go to Thailand for femboys.
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It’s “of the 28-week gestating infant”, not “28 week pregnant woman”. The original sentence doesn’t make sense.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wololo
Roses are blue
What’s wrong with spartan?
Good news! It’s a suppository.
At least 1 meter.
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
Bob the Builder encourages confidence in one’s abilities. He says “can we fix it?” And then immediately responds with “yes we can!” and expects you to respond the same with him. The meme is saying their decline in their self confidence and even world view started when they didn’t respond “yes we can” but instead “no we cant”