I’m rooting for gravity
If he landed on his back he’s done for.
Why doesn’t the guy just retire already? He’s rat fucked the U.S. for decades to come long enough.
It’s never enough and nothing is sacred.
Oh man I’m really sorry to hear that, is the floor doing alright!?
My favorite McConnell observation: if his hands were any blacker, he’d take away his own right to vote.
If only someone stepped on him
He’ll do anything to have the floor.
Come on now, we’re better than this. We shouldn’t be making fun of a man while he’s down.
We should be kicking him.
The only thing worse than kicking Mitch McConnell when he falls is not kicking him when he falls.
Was the turtle saved by his shell?
Can he fucking go already?
Good. Hope everyday he falls. It can remind him of where he will sit in history. On the ground with the rest of the shit.
But was he able to get up? Or had one of those neck things for this very event?
Did someone already say “Bitch McConnel”?
What I actually need the news to tell me is if I should start buying fireworks to celebrate his death.
I would also accept a hero named Luigi primavera getting involved.
Now Ditch Mitch is less a campaign slogan and more a nickname
