• randon31415@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    edit-2
    17 hours ago

    Moscow: “Trump ordered that October suprize a month ago, Demetri, where is it?”

    Demetri: “Relax, voting doesn’t start until next Tuesday. I plan of bomb blowing up on Monday before.”

    Moscow: “Voting is this Tuesday, not next!”