What I do if the tab snaps before I can open the can is get a knife and just stab at the can. I can then frantically suck at the hole like a sugar craving leech.
can we get video?
This is like a scene in a movie where they’re establishing the psycho character.
Glad I stopped drinking soda years ago cause that’s just the worst. Now I mainly worry about getting water bottles with caps that don’t break the seal with that little plastic ring.
Thank you so much
I recognize that plant from IKEA.
Isn’t it weird that we live in a world with fake plants that are mass produced to the degree that many of us recognize them in a photo, that the table has fake distressed wood, that the floor is fake wooden paneling?
So many things have become attainable because of mass production, but isn’t it weird that we live in a world where these things exist? Where you can walk into somebody’s home in s different country, on a different continent, and go “yeah, i have the same thing at home?”
It is crazy! I moved to a completely different country to be with my wife, and I noticed one time that her mom had the exact same long-toothed comb that my mom had while growing up. A large and rectangular blue one with white tips and square protruding textures along the side. I could have sworn it even had broken teeth in the same places. It blew my mind.
I believe it was this one, but without a handle: https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/77e0d3ee-b1da-4a49-a217-174868cf6f5e.png
Whenever this happens I just jam my cock in there and whatever happens happens
“But anyways, what was I saying? Oh yes, thank you for inviting me to speak at commencement”
Whoever taught this can how to be a can failed miserably
This can cannot.
Time to throw it against a wall
I am mildly infuriated
I recently had a tab that just straight up broke in half. Never seen that happen before.
Manufacturing failure modes is perhaps a weird fascination of mine. How does the industry fail for 1/1000 products sometimes…
MTBF - 1
Me too! I try to take a picture of some of the better ones I run into. Some that come to mind are a fully sealed individual size bag of chips that only had air in it, and an individually wrapped protein cookie that had two cookies jammed in it. Life evens out.
I once got one of those little 1.5oz bags of Doritos that weighed about double what it should have. Bonus bag!
Maybe we should have a community for this kind of thing.
It had ONE JOB!
When I feel this happening, I turn the tab to the side that’s not opening and I pop that side out too. I don’t know if that made any sense in text but it does in my head.
Surprisingly I haven’t ever had this happen to me. Probably just jinxed it though.
This is the kind of content I came to Lemmy to see. /r/mildlyinfuriating turned into “My ex killed my dog and burned my house down”
I hate when that happens so much!
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