• kromem@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      And yet if I don’t need to poop, clearly God isn’t sending the sign of needing to poop.

      If we suddenly stopped having eclipses, we’d also likely have pretty serious problems on our hands.

      But per Marjorie, if cyclical events are signs from God to repent, the absence of those events must either be signs from others or else a “you’re all good with repentance.”

      So you might be constipated, but sinless.

      So you can shit a stone and then throw it.