• Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    “I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don’t you? 

    “Fuck you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom’s got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom’s over in that guy’s house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don’t decorate it!””