American president angles for top diplomatic award while world watches his summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
Dude is going to surrender Ukraine and claim to be a peacemaker, while sweetening the deal with a chunk of Alaska.
America for sale. Everything must go.
Why are no leaders playing him like a fiddle on this?
Ensure Russia ends the war with the same or less land than it started with and he’s a dead cert
Reality doesn’t matter to him so just string him along
Well, Putin seems to be…
My prediction is that Putin will offer him Alaska in exchange for Canada, and Trump will grab it, without considering that Alaska isn’t his to give away, nor is Canada Putin’s.
And demand an award for how much better he is that anyone else at it.
I just can’t imagine being so immune to shame that I call to nominate myself for the Nobel Peace prize. Especially if I had raped children and it was widely known.
Yeah it’s like Trump isn’t psychologically human, he’s completely unrelatable.
He’s a sociopath - just like the rest of billionaires. Having that much wealth, no matter how you got it, and keeping it, is already an act of great violence against many. But these people employ special psychologists and therapists to “get rid of” what’s left of their conscience. They’re essentially training themselves (and their children) to be psychopaths from a very young age. Even the ones who were actually born with something of a morality compass will have gotten rid of it by the time they need to step into the family company’s hierarchy.
I often call the Sociopathic Oligarchs, but I’m finding that more and more of them have graduated to being Psychopathic Oligarchs, including the Traitor-in-Chief.
He’s a bloated, walking Markov process of grievance, coated in bronzer, with a shitty rooster hairdo.
His psychotic parents deliberately never instilled any sense of shame, guilt, consequences, empathy, etc. in him. He is a remarkably broken human, an actual psychological specimen. He should be locked up, and studied by scientists. Very few people have had an upbringing that was literally tailored to create a psychopath.
He is mentally a four year old who has never progressed beyond the me, me, stage.
No no it was John Barron who called, not Trump.
That’s the one where he holds his nose and talks
Well Obama (not bad guy, but had not really done anything Nobel price worthy) and Kissinger (really bad guy who had no commitment for peace, guite opposite should it be opportune for his view of US foreign policy) got the price also. Soooo from that point of view it isn’t too crazy from Trump’s view to desire one.
Of course takes guite shamelessness to propose oneself of course, but yeah. Wouldn’t be even close to first time someone not deserving got Nobel peace price. Which is sad, since on the other hand very deserving people over the years have gotten it. Giving it to non deserving people diminishes the recognition it gives to the deserving ones.
He’ll start threatening Norway soon, to extort a prize out of them.
Not that such prizes should be given at all to world leaders. Only ordinary citizens working for peace should receive awards.
What a loser.
Smell the desperation.
What a weird, desperate loser.
O come, blessed aneurysm!
It eats at him that Obama got one. He can’t stand it.
Releasing the military upon his own people rubber stamps the award for him.
Just another reason the conspiracy theory about Obama giving himself the prize is bullshit. Too many people would have to keep a secret with no incentive to do so.
Given how the last decade has gone, I expect he will be given a Nobel prize.
He just magically gifts everything he wants. I hate it.
“lol, no.” Jens Stoltenberg, probably.
And can I also be considered? I say many things on Lemmy! Is that something that can contribute? Alright, how much? $200? You want $200? Man I only got $5.50. Is that okay? I’ll get you back later man! C’mon! C’mon man! Peace price!
Anyone can be nominated, all you have to do is persuade some minor legislative assclown to put your name in.
“Yes, this is President . . ehh John Barron, . . yeah, that’s the ticket! And I’ve got a great candidate for you, for your fabulous bigly Famous Prize in Nobel . . . “
This has to be an Onion piece. Surely…
See if we can dig up Kissinger to present it to him.
The fact, that someone else as Trump even considered this, makes me ashamed to be human.
Another zany episode in the Horror Annals of the monster Donvict Trumpepstein.