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Secretary of State Antony Blinken warned a small group of lawmakers last week that his department is tracking the possibility that Azerbaijan could soon invade Armenia, according to two people familiar with the conversation.
Azerbaijiani President Ilham Aliyev has previously called on Armenia to open a “corridor” along its southern border, linking mainland Azerbaijan to an exclave that borders Turkey and Iran. Aliyev has threatened to solve the issue “by force.”
Hey Earth, can you like, chill the fuck out for a while please?
Just fyi, everyone, I’m thinking about annexing FartsWithAnAccent’s house in coming weeks.
God damn it, that’s it! I’m joining NATO.
You’ll do no such thing, mister!
Everyone, I cordially invite you to the party in hosting at ivanafterall’s place while they are preoccupied with the invasion on FartsWithAnAccent.
Earth: I’ll be cool if you stop putting so much CO2, methane and other pollutants in the atmosphere.