Trump shared a number of social media posts pitching him to be speaker of the House on Wednesday following Rep. Kevin McCarthy's (R-CA) ouster.

I know we’re living in the crapsack timeline, but I didn’t realize it was a crapsack made of little shit people that the Republicans sculpted like they were Play-Doh and then threw them in the sack and made screaming noises, pretending the little shit people were screaming, before declaring that sack to be their new second-in-command after Trump.

  • Zekas@lemmy.world
    10·
    1 year ago

    Bold of you to assume he wouldn’t just golf all the time anyway. Being president obviously posed little hindrance.

    • Telorand@reddthat.com
      2·
      1 year ago

      I like the cut of your jib, but I don’t think Speaker offers the same…erm…“flexibility” as the presidency.