Republicans get higher bills but they know they’re on the right side, and so set to work building up the next link in the chain of lies.

Let’s watch as they create new lore. What surprising developments will come out, before becoming a thing every single one of them says they believe?

Today, XYZ has never touched the lips of a conservative. In one week, XYZ will be why they voted for whoever, whatever. XYZ will be a core belief championed by every true Republican.

It’s funny when you’re playing soccer and you’re locked in and then out of nowhere a player gets domed by the ball. Especially when you smoothly recover like you meant to rocket the ball off the defenders head.

I get looking at terrorism as a simple data point and then saying left wing terrorism is on the rise. When there’s more violence then it’s indicative of underlying problems.

But most of the time the conversation implies people need to clean up their act. Politicians must stop using charged language. People must chill out.

In that vein, I’m curious how much left wing violence is real. When people are getting shot down for trying to get abortions, getting put on lists…

That’s like playing half a chord progression.

But when you fight back, that’s also a terrorism. Hitting the bully is still violence, and can’t we all just chill?? Lmao

Male wolf spiders may hang back and watch mating pairs from the shadows, learning how to successfully attract a mate. Just like us fr

If groceries cost us $500 per month and our government says it accepted $10 from an anonymous donor to help pay for next months groceries, what does it mean?

Like what just happened? Did they just make a joke / are they fucking with people?

Are they only funding their gestapo? Are they strategically activating specific personnel via a check, and ignoring less critical or more motivated soldiers?

It’s as if someone threw some coins at the crowd just for a chance to talk about how it’s the Democrats who “opted” not to pay them. I wish they more deliberately explored the “it costs billions to pay the military yet the 130 million is gonna do… something” part of the story.

I’d take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I’m beautiful.

Hegseth has shitty tattoos but we talk about him leaking chats, shit policy, chastising the troops, being a sloppy drunk. Lots of REAL reasons to dislike Hegseth.

But this guy… people just bring up his tattoos?

Even though corporations play with labels, I still think of it as “this single food item is not a substitute for a meal.”

But it’s silly to assume people will split most of this crap. It’s not like a bag of chips you can roll up for later, it’s molten-frozen astronaut food.

What does it mean for cops to arrest paramilitary?

It sounds like it will be many contests: who can shout louder and bring more guns to bear? Who gets confused first, who gets shot first?

It’s a bunch of barely trained cops who can hardly handle policing armed citizens and now they’re gonna handle ICE? They’ll need to be careful and deliberate.

Haskell

They demanded bodies, then Hamas promised to deliver them, then Israel threatened to cut off all aid if they didn’t deliver the bodies, then Trump threatened to bomb Palestinians if they didn’t deliver the bodies, then Hamas delivered the bodies.

The exact opposite of how you get extremists like Hamas to stand down. They’re demanding Hamas disarm while demonstrating the war isn’t over.

Why not just use AI to synthesize a dead cop or two? Anthropic is literally dedicated to creating an AI powered hegemony where AI is used for the “greater good.” They barely have a product and they’re working to empower brutal dictators.

When was the last time MAGA was presented with evidence and they just went “oh, I was wrong.”? Antifa is going to start murdering 7 fingered cops* and Facebook won’t give a shit.

*(except fingers aren’t a problem anymore)

You could predict what a Republican will say just by shaking a magic-88 ball.

After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I build a Beowulf of my own?

But aren’t these kids walking the walk? That must piss them off right?

The young conservatives want to burn everything down and see blood run through the streets. And then they get in trouble by the old guard. A bunch of hacks who don’t actually believe what they say.

I wonder how many young Republicans are considering liquidating the RINOs, considering the way they talk. If they think it’s funny to make each other kill themselves surely these young Republicans would think it’s funny to kill Republicans who are afraid to speak the “truth.”

They never show the full version of this gif, where you can see the elevated section of road the driver is aiming for. Have people seriously never seen a highway overpass? Do you guys just assume that every highway uses offramps instead of jumps?

Oh look, it’s America’s Most Wanted.

I honestly hope Nazis continue to fuck with military personnel. These are volunteers trained to shoot a rifle and they’re supposedly willing to kill or be killed to defend our freedoms.

For the love of god please open up multiple fronts in the war on America.

As an American his very first statement is suspicious. The second statement basically proves he’s too far right. The last statement is naked maga. Obviously these are American shibboleths so it makes sense not to immediately get what he’s about.

For example, our conservative Democrats (neoliberal subset) are not the ones that are speaking out against the Israeli genocide of Palestine. The “antisemitic” politicians are more leftist. Maybe not left by classic European standards, but left by modern European standards.

But also, we have a long history of people hating Jews. We had people marching against “Jews replacing white people.” Jewish space lasers! Soros!! People fucking HATE Jews. I won’t even bother saying what party they are attracted to. I’ll leave it as an exercise for the non-American reader.

But… that’s not being played right now. Our fascists are saving the “anti Jews” card. We hate Mexicans right now. If an American says “antisemitism is on the rise” I’d strongly suspect they are simply pro Israel.

Apnews hijacks your browser and their response was just “thanks for your feedback, we’re experimenting with ways to make money”

They hired a person to do this and since every single news site has the same presentation I assume this is the default strategy.