Track_Shovel
Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
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Sir, do I, of all people, look like an economist? I post shitty memes for giggles and think about dirt all day.
I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office
Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
3·3 days agoTwo part comment:
I don’t think you should have to answer to anyone, but at the same time don’t sell yourself short.
Humans are social creatures by nature - even if you’re very introverted like me, you do need some sort of connection. In your case, it may not be connection you need, but build some redundancy in a system that works for you.
One of the things that I noticed as my 30s came and went was how situational friendships and relationships are. Most people you meet in life are just passing though your story. Very few stick.
I also realized how little effort most people put in to friendships. I’m always the one trying to maintain. They have my number but the phone never rings for the most part.
You get it
Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption
A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse
This is a valid meme, but garbage in, garbage out. their chicken breast consisted of >50% soy and couldn’t legally be called chicken anymore. Their buns smell awful, and that smell permeates everything. Nothing like biting into one of those bad boys that you ordered at 7 am, at lunch time, after it’s been smushed and jostled around in your cruise vest all day.
no? maybe?
The only thing that sucks in this meme are Subway sandwiches. Absolute trash. Everything flyspeck town has one. Lived off of them for lunches for years.
I can’t even stand the smell of walking by one
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever spartan I wanted...English
6·15 days agoNah but he does

Please don’t do that. A lot of garden hoses are made of junk plastic, which leaches along with metals into the water.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Feed a crab for a lifetimeEnglish
10·21 days agoI’m a prolific shitposter who loves rabbitholes and I found a trove of crab memes
Used to pull this all the time in wrestling matches with my bro

I posted like 10 of them. That’s not bad in my books.
I like this one
Thanks for taking a look, Froggie



What accent do you fart in?