Track_Shovel
Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
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I changed the title so it doesn’t sound like I’m condoning him
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Arguably better than the original albumEnglish
12·6 days agoWhile my guitar gently meeps
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Screw your zodiac sign, tell me...English
1·6 days agoA bit more coppery coloured, I think.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Screw your zodiac sign, tell me...English
21·6 days ago7
AI sloppy toppy
Glad she’s okay. My youngest has some pretty gnarly allergies as well
HA.
I Think I did the math right
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Knows more than most scientists… according to one extremely reliable source: themselvesEnglish
6·8 days agoThere’s a rule: the burden of proof lies on the person who is going against established knowledge
Just me finding a cache of memes
I found a shitpile of memes, and I’m spamming them. The good ones, at least.
I thought that QQ was a dead giveaway
A man of culture, I see.
I believe it’s the sun and good genetics. I’ve got decent genetics (I think?) but I worked outside all of my 20s and 30s. I used sunscreen religiously but squinting (due to sun) and the like also plays a role. It’s hard to remember to reapply in the middle of a 12 hr day, when there’s work that needs to be done.
I’m exaggerating how wrinkled I am, but I definitely got crows feet and forehead wrinkles.
How do you not have crows feet - Christ your skin is smooth - I would take grey over looking like Ed Harris’s ball sack (like I do)
What accent do you fart in?
Sir, do I, of all people, look like an economist? I post shitty memes for giggles and think about dirt all day.

Lol, you’re describing married life.
With other commitments, kids, etc there is zero spontaneity. Often planned sex falls through because someone is tired or something comes up.
If anything you’re ahead of the curve lol.