When i get high I’m often scared that my whole life is fake and I’ll wake up in my 12 year old life. I make my husband promise to do everything exactly the same so we end up together again. I’ll be nicer to my mom next time. And I’ll start the dogs eye drops earlier.

When she graduates, she will likely look towards others who are closer to her age. Heartbreak sucks. IMO, better to back off on the romance in this situation.

Every new decade is my favorite, but the shoulder and knee issues suck.

Tips from an old person-

When they tell you that you need reading glasses, just go for the contacts.

Podiatrists are real and a $75 orthotic is worth it.

Adult children are awesome, mostly.

Sunscreen is important.

Covid

I’m giving you the secret to successful sleepovers- Hide the caffeine and turn the AC down as cold as it goes. Most will get into a sleeping bag to get warm and then fall asleep. The rest will (usually) give in.

Do you love him? Is he your favorite choice for 2028? It’s he really the best we could find?

Or follow epstein out.

I’ve also seen this one on letterhead with different spacing.

I think it was posted on lemmy a few days ago. I’ll look for it.

Also under battery usage it gives you time and battery.

Need more…

I used to get that a lot. I was constantly carded. Once they wouldn’t sell to me, even with my ID, because I had the babysitter with me and they thought we were both underage trying to buy alcohol. When I was about 25 I started adding10 years to my age when people asked, just to see the reaction.

I think I’m an knows not, knows. Unfortunately all of my bosses are knows not, knows nots.

Fuck. I work with people who are too stupid to recognize how stupid they are. It’s exhausting!

I love cilantro. It doesn’t taste soapy to me.

Why does ‘sweet Thai chili’ sauce in most restaurants taste like dishwater?

That article is unreadable. Here’s another one about it that’s a little better. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/andrew-bailey-ai-chatbots-arent-nice-to-trump_n_686f8300e4b0d01c494cae60

Do you think their spouses, children, parents, neighbors know what they do? Do they just say “it’s classified” and pretend that they have a real job?

I’ve never heard that term. I get that some people choose not to date, but don’t most people just live- go to work, grocery, social events, etc.- and talk to the people around them? I don’t really see someone saying, “hey, if that nice girl talks to me I’m going to ignore her.”

My phone broke last week. The only way to login or to have customer service look at my account is to have a text message sent to my phone. Its so stupid!! I had to drive to the store 4 times!!!