the only “straws” i use now are the built-in straws on my water bottles. when dad was dying, he had drop-neck and bendy straws let him drink on his own. something about both being a straw and at whatever angle he needed for his mouth, since he rarely stood or sat entirely upright. he could not drink directly from a glass without burying his nose in it or spilling half of it. for me it’s not one of those “hey, now that this effects me” bullshits, it’s more “hey, now that i understand how necessary they are in specific contexts” bullshits.

if they can make a corn or paper bendy straw that functions properly, i’m all for it. until then, there are much bigger and better things to worry about than straws.

https://www.seriouseats.com/cheese-sauce-for-cheese-fries-and-nachos

the cheese sauce i make is great and its roux is very improper.

the door seems impervious to your advances

I like entry of the gladiators for this purpose

Nucular

Hey, on the chance you aren’t joking, most food banks I’m familiar with serve everyone, no questions. Well they might ask how many in your household to make sure to give you enough food.

I mean my niece was one and she loves TTRPGs and board games.

Are you a hobbit?

Hey some of us are poor and this statement still describes us

geologically lately.

All memes crab eventually

Is that last one eating or being eaten by your young

My doctor won’t approve me for a new exoskeleton

no! i said anime catgirls!

Wait there are new dipping sauces?

Sometimes you want the runs and fries

that seems less optional

edit: update:

no they’re just typing welsh