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GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•I finally understand Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnelsEnglish
192·14 hours ago
just started a runaway nuclear reaction with my kid. awesome app!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when were you when airport is FUK
1·20 hours agoWelcome to FUK, get ready to SLAM
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This post is for all of you with filthy minds
1·20 hours agooh! oh! oooohhhh! my hip!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
4·21 hours agorecord scratch
you’re probably wondering how I got here.
it’s a long story and involves one mediocre night of sex and a whole lifetime of poor choices.
the fact that you and your incel homebois go around downvote bombing anyone who disagrees with you tells me more than I need.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.
59·1 day agoI remember the people who leaked them were killed.
ohhh, I get it.
this is a troll thing isn’t it?
am I getting trolled right now?
🤣 🖕
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•so every shitpost sub is going to be swamped by American politics? please can politics be banned
1·1 day agoGive them a dedicated political meme hole to fester in and keep other communities clean.
clean.
you do realize where you are, right???
IDK what’s more cringe, you man-splaining how women’s orgasms work or the fact that you referenced Wikipedia.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What do you do when you have a cold and can't take medicine?
4·2 days agoplease be sure to use distilled water for this and not regular tap water.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What do you do when you have a cold and can't take medicine?
2·2 days agoI have the best/worst fever dreams.
when I got covid the first time I had a fever dream last three days. in those three days I watched myself die and be reborn at least 100 times.
fucked me up for a long time, I didn’t want to get out of bed at all because death was so fucking amazing and I just wanted it all to end.
fun times.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Personally, I never travel anywhere without it
1·2 days agosounds pretty good to me. better than the shithole we’re stuck in now.
then again… we’re stuck in this shithole because of their kids so they couldn’t have been that great.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Personally, I never travel anywhere without it
2·2 days agosay what you will but they sure knew how to party!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Thanks for letting everyone know so you could embarrass me
2·2 days agoI wonder if she had a bit 'o spotted dick.
the memes aren’t homophobic, they’re celebrating diversity.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Brazilian coffee, beef and tropical fruit will still be tariffed 40%, says Brazil’s vice presidentEnglish
3·3 days agobought a years supply after November '24.
I’ve been rationing it and still have another 3-4 months left.
I just hope the bastard dies and the tariffs are resolved before I have to start roasting and grinding dandelions up.



it’s survival of the fittest. if you don’t stand out you won’t get noticed.
I get what you mean, but it’s only “dance for your meal” if some asshole takes your picture or video and posts it onli-- wait a sec…