if you can’t laugh at a tragedy, it could kill you.

I fucking love this. every single time I see it I laugh.

if the options are wet or dry butthole, I’ll take dry.

I mean, I bathe regularly and don’t scratch my butthole so I don’t think there’s many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.

with what? a shit covered hand towel?

can’t wait for this to start. then maybe I won’t have to hear about it from the jellyfin shills every week.

TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.

I like my trans girls like I like my horses.

hung like a bull and on all fours.

I have met far more certifiably autistic black anime fans than white ones.

I’m almost certain you changed your comment.

however, I fail to see the relevancy of proxies and tunnels to the content of the original post.

just pay for a lifetime pass…

I like Trump. the fact that he’s president of the most powerful nation in history only means that I, a functional dimwit, have a chance to do the same.

I used to hate it, then one year someone brought raw greenbeans. no salt, no ham, nothing. just raw dogging greenbeans.

I hate greenbeans.

I’ll take overly cooked greenbeans that taste like soup and onions any day now.

I’ve noticed recently more and more software is blocking running as root.

I get it, security blah blah. But if I want to, I should be able to.

going for the nuclear option I see…

Corn me up, snake

listen here you little shit…

yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida