is that Jared Leto?

like this?

you’re on shirts that go hard.

what did you fucking expect?

Ricky Recardo

careful, one of the mods here is so triggered by that word they literally become mentally deficient.

switched to Debian from fedora after IBM started sticking their little dick fingers in everything.

fear not, I’m doing it enough for the both of us.

wisdom is often wasted on the elderly. youth is fleeting as are most the mistakes you will make in life at this point.

the following advice is fitting unless you’re doing either of these two things:

1. making babies
2. taking a life (especially your own)

Live the three truths

1. you will always make mistakes
2. you will always hurt those you love
3. you will always have regrets.

the older you get the harder it is to recover from these truths. Live your life to your requirements. By the time you’re closing in on your 30s, you should start to settle down and find yourself a quiet place to build your life for when you’re in your 50s or 60s.

in your 30s seek out happiness and contentment. this will be your foundation to accept your regrets and mistakes. own the mistakes you made along the way, accept them like you would a bruise or blemish on your body. in time they will heal, if only you accept them and move on.

in your 40s harvest your happiness and contentment. accept there are things you cannot do not because you haven’t or couldn’t but because you shouldn’t.

in your 50s store your happiness and contentment with the knowledge that nobody can take it from you, it’s yours and yours alone.

60+ feed your soul from your stores, using the memories you made along the way. depending on the life you have led, share in new memories with those around you. celebrate their successes as your successes.

if you’re lucky you will build lasting relationships along the way and will have many fond memories. you will inevitability have bad memories as well, but such is life.

personally I lost every single friend I have ever had. I never really recovered from it and now I have no friends. It’s one of many regrets, but I never let it spoil my happiness and contentment. I find fulfillment by other means like hobbies, crafting, and family.

I never wanted to be married or have kids, but it feels as if what you think is important today changes by tomorrow. don’t fight it, because you’ll only be fighting yourself.

life is full of surprises, learn to roll with the punches and adapt to the world. if you don’t, life will fucking kill you.

oops all Xiaomi!

largest market share outside of Samsung and Apple.

you mean the same executives that are currently trying their best to circumvent democracy in their countries of origin?

the same ones that are actively demonstrating their disdain for the economies that helped them grow to the massive sizes they are today?

the very same people who have been warning their employees of the bad Chinese companies that manufacture shitty products but secretly began moving operations overseas decades ago?

those guys?

totally trustworthy!

would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?

sorry just to clarify, everything past ECMAScript 5.1 sucks.

say “ahhh”

whether I do or don’t isn’t really up to you now is it?

How I decide to deal with things going on in my country are up me. You know…like freedom of choice.

I don’t get why it’s so fucking important to you how Americans deal with this. why do you want us to become violent? it’s almost as if you know that’s what they want and are compelling Americans to behave violently to escalate the situation…

My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

it’s almost as if I’m not claiming to be an opinionated prick about things I know nothing about because I am too busy dealing with my own shit.

sad that you can’t say the same.

if they did they never would have wrote the article because they’d still be there having a firehose of information blasted at them.

that’s nice. I’m so happy that Canadians feel free enough to follow US politics.

can’t say the same though. I really can’t focus on more than one shithole country.

all I know about Canada is

1. hockey
2. maple syrup
3. lebatt
4. moose
5. sorry

well, that and the fact that Canada is in the same place the US was in 2016. maybe you should pay closer attention to your own shithole country before you start telling my shithole country how to act eh?

why is it always a lemmy.ca user begging Americans to fight?

don’t you have your own country to fuck up?