IDK what’s more cringe, you man-splaining how women’s orgasms work or the fact that you referenced Wikipedia.

please be sure to use distilled water for this and not regular tap water.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/death-by-neti-pot-why-you-shouldnt-use-tap-water-to-clean-your-sinuses/

I have the best/worst fever dreams.

when I got covid the first time I had a fever dream last three days. in those three days I watched myself die and be reborn at least 100 times.

fucked me up for a long time, I didn’t want to get out of bed at all because death was so fucking amazing and I just wanted it all to end.

fun times.

sounds pretty good to me. better than the shithole we’re stuck in now.

then again… we’re stuck in this shithole because of their kids so they couldn’t have been that great.

say what you will but they sure knew how to party!

I wonder if she had a bit 'o spotted dick.

the memes aren’t homophobic, they’re celebrating diversity.

bought a years supply after November '24.

I’ve been rationing it and still have another 3-4 months left.

I just hope the bastard dies and the tariffs are resolved before I have to start roasting and grinding dandelions up.

is this true?

have you tried becoming a conservative?

black mirror was ahead of its time.

those dolls felt the best as a kid 🤤

that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.

the muscle tissue that makes your lips work are the same kind that makes your sphincter work.

so you could say that when you fart you’re talking out your ass, or when you shit you’re talking shit.

so you can’t see any way that Trump would suck a dick?

your answer is that he’s a narcissist.

do you think he would suck a dick to save himself? like…“suck Bills dick or we’re going to release the news that you rape little girls.”

or better yet, “suck his dick to prove your loyalty or we’ll kill you.”

do you think someone with a narcissistic personality has an average drive to survive, or is it overreactive?

as my grandfather used to say, “if a finger isn’t enough, time to use a fist.”

idk it’s pretty fucking funny for a shitpost.