I wonder if she had a bit 'o spotted dick.

the memes aren’t homophobic, they’re celebrating diversity.

bought a years supply after November '24.

I’ve been rationing it and still have another 3-4 months left.

I just hope the bastard dies and the tariffs are resolved before I have to start roasting and grinding dandelions up.

is this true?

have you tried becoming a conservative?

black mirror was ahead of its time.

those dolls felt the best as a kid 🤤

that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.

the muscle tissue that makes your lips work are the same kind that makes your sphincter work.

so you could say that when you fart you’re talking out your ass, or when you shit you’re talking shit.

so you can’t see any way that Trump would suck a dick?

your answer is that he’s a narcissist.

do you think he would suck a dick to save himself? like…“suck Bills dick or we’re going to release the news that you rape little girls.”

or better yet, “suck his dick to prove your loyalty or we’ll kill you.”

do you think someone with a narcissistic personality has an average drive to survive, or is it overreactive?

as my grandfather used to say, “if a finger isn’t enough, time to use a fist.”

idk it’s pretty fucking funny for a shitpost.

Thrown out? No no no. You’ll be asked to introduce the predator-in-chief.

potato. just one. straight up the tailpipe.

hello? police? there’s a pedophile driving around the neighborhood.

you clearly never sucked dick before.