Burning it in a discarded toilet next to a truck stop is less disrespectful than this.

I’ve never had a flag out front of my house.

The day that orange fucker kicks the bucket, I’m putting in a flagpole and flying that bitch at full mast.

I think you are required to make deflation porn a thing now. It’s like a rule.

I’m imagining some dude getting sucked off so hard he turns into dust or a raisin.

Biggest reason why I started paying an extra 1k for housing per month… In 5 years, my crappy “luxury” apartment will cost more per month than my house. In 10 years, people will think it’s insane how cheap my house is per month.

Or the country could collapse and my property will be worthless, but at that point I got bigger problems.

I’ve watched enough Lock Picking Lawyer never to want a consumer ‘smart lock.’

I’m gonna differ on this. The point of a lock is to control law-abiding access to your house. If someone wants in your house, they can attack your windows, doors, or even a wall if the lock is too strong. A smart lock let’s you open the door for a family member remotely, or set one time-access for your in-laws to come over and pickup a tool.

I wouldn’t use a smart lock for something hardened, like a bunker or a vault, but for a house and garage, it’s okay not to have the most bullet proof lock in the world.

I feel like it’s missing that nifty FCC sticker…

Seems a little early for it.

Seize all of Trump’s assets in NYC

Especially considering the rating of those bonds dropped after some ignorant spray-tanned chimp decided to skullfuck a functioning and stable economy.

When the tree of Liberty is thirsty, all hands are welcome that are willing to help in the watering.

This means “I don’t care where the fuck you are at, you can come on over and fight fascism if you want, we cool”

“Blue no matter who” doesn’t mean “vote for the second worst person”. What it means is anyone who has any shred of decency isn’t a republican anymore, and republicans cannot be allowed to win at any cost, or they will very quickly backslide civil rights and start a war in the Middle East.

I think the Dems will back Mamdani, since he’s going to win the primary. There are a lot of naysayers about the Democrats who think otherwise, it will be interesting to watch the space in the next few weeks.

Also, if the Republican pull his citizenship then I’m going to fucking riot.

And now they are using that free time to legislate the “big beautiful bill” and further Project 2025.

Republicans pushed forward a bullshit impeachment for Biden because he wasn’t brutal enough to immigrants. Impeaching trump for actual impeachable conduct should be the norm, even if it fails every time. We need these people on record saying they support all this unitary executive shit, because we can throw it in their faces when they bitch about the next Dem president expanding healthcare, and it eats up time that Congress would spend furthering the far-right agenda.

Let them wear masks. It’s an important piece of safety equipment in some scenarios. Lets mandate that undercover/plain clothes officers cannot enforce the law beyond what a civilian could do. They should not be allowed to arrest you, or point a gun at you, or demand that you ID yourself. Only officers in uniform should be allowed to do those things, and they should be required to identify themselves, the department they work for, and display a badge with number to be considered “in uniform”.

A lot of words to say “I’m wrong but I can’t admit it.”

Rolling dice, flipping a coin, shooting a single photon through a split aperture.

Cute quote, but it’s dead wrong.

Also, I fully expect trump not to be impeached (this time at least) the goal isn’t to remove him here, the goal is to get these assholes to sign their names to his bad behavior, and to slow down congress, preventing republicans from getting legislation to the floor.

Oh well. If someone gets away with a crime then it’s totally pointless to go after them for subsequent crimes. It’s that one loophole that every prosecutor hates.

Removed by mod

Play with hot wheels and Transformers. Maybe take the afternoon and fold an entire ream of paper into airplanes, one design only, looking for small improvements on every crease, corner and pleat to create the perfect expression of that design.

The vast majority of people know for a fact that their vote mathematically does not matter

If a full third of people stayed home, that’s a systemic problem, not an individual responsibility problem.

You understand that in a two party system, these two statements are basically incompatible?

Especially when you consider that we have early voting starting a month before the election, along with mail-in voting being available in nearly every state. If you didn’t vote, it’s because you didn’t want to vote, not because you couldn’t vote. Yes, some degree of civic participation is expected, welcome to being an adult.

Someone commented just a few days ago that voting blue in OK was pointless. I brought up some stats that if every one of the non-voters in OK had voted in the last election, Kamala could have carried the state with 200k people to spare.

Well, they need to start by registering for the green party.

You can’t show up on November 6th and say “everybody should have voted for Jill Stein!” After she barely gets more votes than the worm riddled antivax conspiracy theorist that dropped out of the race and backed trump.