Looks like the cook had been egging the boyfriend on
Glad they’re both sticking to their principles and not chickening out.
I read that over easy as “cock”.
I get so jealous of people like that cook, who have found a sense of purpose.
Why don’t you go make me some runny eggs? Chop chop
And then they can go home and get their fucking shine box.
I’ve seen romances start in weirder fashions.
My first thought as well. Wouldn’t be surprised if this is being used to explain an affair.
This is what guys do instead of friendship. You can bet if cook isn’t there one week BF is going to go do a wellness check.
“Man my girlfriend wont let me go anywhere by myself, I cant just sit and scroll on my phone and eat my breakfast without her sitting there talking at me this is fucked”
"I’ve got an idea.:
Ladies, if your man slurpin that raw albumin, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea and not all of them are hard for salmonella
It sounds like the bf is slurping a different kind of runny white
I have a saying; never piss off the person who cooks your food, cuts your hair, or fixes your teeth.
That cook has just so many options for wrecking or killing that guy that it’s not even funny. One of these days he’s gonna go back there and come out on a stretcher, or worse, a body bag. And then we’ll all find out if this happened in Florida.
Lol in cases like this Florida is the default assumption.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Cook: I spent 4 years in poaching school for this, bwaa-ha-haaa!
I know what’s going on here but I can’t talk about it.
Just tell it to me. I’ll keep it a secret.
It’s not her bf anymore, how can she not recognise true love and dedication?
If the cook makes them right the game ends
That happened…
Well, yes, it’s the internet. Do you think people just go online and tell lies?
Of course not; that’s illegal!
