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  • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Imagine paying money to see 2 fucking ads before a video.

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      As another reply said already

      Imagine cable tv! (in the US at least, and, it seems, Canada, too)

      It is so absurd until you realize people already accepted that shit… wtf!!!

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        Yes, but this is german and in Germany most TV is free with ads or paid without ads.

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          No, most TV in Germany is either paid and with ads (ARD, ZDF, or private stations with HD+) , or free and with even more ads (RTL, Pro7 etc. in SD resolution). Paid TV without ads (Sky) is only used by a small minority

          And the few ad supported stations that are free are only free if you use Satellite TV, half of Germany still uses cable TV and has to pay a monthly fee to Vodafone for those, in addition to our broadcasting fees that everyone has to pay

          Source: Am German

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            Okay, it is possible to get them for free (except the ÖR which I forgot, because the fee is mandatory for each household) which is what I meant but yes, there are lots of ads, but american TV also has I would say as many ads.

            Source: also German

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      Its like going to the local cinema, ads before the movie.

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        I went to a Regal Cinema for the first time a few months ago and they played 20 minutes of ads that began at the advertised movie start times. Insane.

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          It’s been that way forever, I remember looking at my watch and thinking about it in the 90s

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          Was that the first time you’ve ever been to the movies? It’s been like that for decades. Always go in 20 minutes after the start time.

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            Last time I went it was in black and white and accompanied by an orchestra

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              I apologize, Captain Colonel Settlements.

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          It’s always been that way. Previews interspersed with coke ads.

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          I went to my local theater expecting this and ended up missing the first ten minutes of Venom 3. I guess the moral of the story is… Shop local?

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            I went to my local theater expecting this and ended up missing the first ten minutes of Venom 3

            Win win.

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          Y’all ‘member this suit?

          Moot, wonder what happened.

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          I would just walk out

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            That’s stupid. Why would you go to the movies just to walk out before it even started?

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              If it’s past the start time and it’s not on then why would I expect it to come on?

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                Because you’re not a five year old.

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                  We have different ideas of what start times mean

                  I do the same with sports

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                    Reality trumps idealism.
                    You’re wasting money and time refusing things you know are going to happen.

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        And that’s always been bs. But at least then I can get tmy seats online and show up “late”

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      You just described Amazon Prime TV

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      Imagine paying money to watch YouTube.

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      Imagine not using NewPipe, which has no ads and can play music in the background while you use other apps simultaneously (Samsung only feature I’ve heard, but still)

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        I use vanced, but NewPipe is also great.

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      🎶cable🎶

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        Tele license

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      Or imagine installing uBlock Origin and not seeing ads at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      YouTube really promoted uBlock more than uBlock could even promote itself

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        Don’t use ublock, use ublock origin, the latter is open-source and trustworthy.

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          Thank you for the correction! I meant origin and forgot to write it :)

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