Now typically, I’m against open-air above-ground nuclear tests, but I would make an exception in this case

People “give away” date rape drugs all the time.

GOP:

hey, I know, we’ll just… not follow the rules

…what…?

lol this is like when someone signs their text message as if it’s a letter

No idea. If I caught someone doing it, I wouldn’t talk to them about what their rationale was. I’d throw my beer at them and then yell for the bouncer that some guy was trying to slip shit into drinks.

Tangentially, I was chatting with the owner of my local pub in Boston recently, and apparently it’s become something of a game (?!?!?!?!?) to try to slip people mickeys around here. As in, just see if you can sneak it into the drink, with no real intent of abuse or rape or whatever - just to see if you can do it.

I fucking hate humans sometimes.

This is like when Mao didn’t like sparrows during the Great Leap Forward and told everyone to kill the sparrows and then there was a famine

so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣

Ngl it would be the height of comedy if Fox did an ideological about-face

Knowing eel-on-musk, there’s a decent chance she was organically inseminated. He is a bit notorious for it at this point.

Booker will continue to be the performative temu “progressive” without actually doing anything progressive

Lmao wait hold on, really?

E: doesn’t look to be any direct corroboration of that, but given the circumstantial evidence, I wouldn’t be entirely shocked if that’s part of what’s happening

On May 29, 2025, CBS News revealed that Miller would leave the Trump White House, to work on a full-time basis for Musk.[15] Miller departed when Musk left and severed his communications with her husband after a dispute began between Musk and the administration wherein her husband was a close communication link.[16] [17]

Well, that, and Nixon, and Milton Friedman. But yeah.

Look at my horse.

My horse is amazing.

Give him a lick.

He tastes just like raisins.

Oh man wait till you hear about the beans

Sigh. Yeah you’ve got a point. This fucking timeline, man.

Wow you are tiresome to talk to

We are not supposed to go home until the fucking vote is finished. When you sign up, it’s made clear that you work until it’s done.