I’m proud of my stretch marks.
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dorumon@lemmy.cafeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The ancient Greeks or Chinese should have already had words for this.English
1·8 days agoMy brain likes to hallucinates the bump map textures from the Xbox 360 era and hard line non pixelated shadows.
dorumon@lemmy.cafeto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If many were given the option to order a Stupid Cat or a Smart Cat, the vast majority would pick the Stupid Cat despite Stupid being bad.English
191·10 days agoI have a very smart cat but he uses that intelligence to uh get my attention.
He’ll groom himself in a mirror only to look at me in the mirror and be excited when he sees me when he turns around to come at me.
He also likes to find ways to get my attention like getting in things or knocking stuff over or scratching things or sitting on papers or my laptop or things. If I have a pillow in my lap or my laptop he will also find every possible solution to get as close to me as humanly possible. He is also very careful about not scratching me when he is on me or I pick him up.
He gets so annoyed and angry when I have a laptop or like block his approach in some way like just walking around or standing. Wherein he starts to run around and meow softly at me. Having zoomies and hiding in drawers or around corners when I’m walking around to just attack me with his softpaws to get my attention.
I love him a lot.
Vascular Dementia is one hell of a trip and Trump won’t survive the next two years since it seems like he is in the middle symptoms of it. Guy shits in a diaper and takes hormones and uppers but that doesn’t stop his veins from being clogged up from the decades of MC Donalds he consumed. So that means random swelling and easy brusining especially to parts of the body like limbs and particularly the feet in the case of vascular dementia where they get swollen constantly. His brain also doesn’t get enough oxygen as well but that doesn’t mean it’s being clogged up in the traditional dementia way. It’s literally being starved of oxygen and is slowly killing him because his arteries are fucked.
The point I’m trying to make here. Don’t eat like Trump. Even if your family doesn’t have a history of Dementia. Vascular Dementia will fuck you up later in life. So go outside and goto to the last public spaces Americans have and goto a public park. You know because it’s illegal to exist anywhere outside of a car or paying money at a business or a theme park or your own house or most likely at this rate apartment because Americans don’t have the right to roam.
Also eat healthier as well and way less salts. Get plenty of sleep and you’ll probably won’t end up like Don over here.
dorumon@lemmy.cafeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Are you even old enough to remember number 1?English
2·1 month ago5 I remember liking dot matrix screen and browsing bit rushed WAP sites on it. Also being annoyed about having to activate the phone before I could use it.
I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!