Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.

Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.

I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

We’re fucked and now it’s a matter of determining how much fuckeder we’re going to be.

Math class.

I heard Barack Obama didn’t go to work in either of the twin towers on 9/11 either. What did he know and when did he know it?

ignored repeated stern warnings

I hate it when I run through a crowd with my fist leading the way, shouting “Don’t get punched, don’t get punched, don’t get punched!” and then they think it’s my fault when somebody hits my fist with their face. Can’t they see I’m the victim here?

Uninstall malware. Problem solved.

It’s a risk he’s willing to take.

I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.

Yes.

They each get a spin on the Wheel of Bereavement. Prizes include a multi-pack of Cheetos, Lada (used), or a copy of The Sims 3 _{or an enlistment contract.}

Guess you’ll have to leak secret military documents the old-fashioned way: posting them on the War Thunder forums.

He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.

You should take fewer showers.

Ted gets one honest statement per fiscal year (shutdown or not) and this is what he burns it on.

Done, now what?