It’s an ideal that’s only achievable when you’re able to set your own priorities.

Managers and executives generally don’t give two shits about yak shaving.

Tip #1: if you’re gonna post your programming blog to social media, make sure it can handle the traffic…?

Don’t show them this, it’ll shatter their reality

Ffs, are the Danish getting uppity again? It’s been a quiet few hundred years

And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because I’m too lazy and lacking in foresight to cook shit and freeze it ahead of time.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because it’s 3 AM and I’m too lazy to cook for myself.

I got a can of these Pork and Beans cause my dad used to feed them to me as a kid and I was craving them.

Skimpflation is real ya’ll. There wasn’t a single piece of meat in the whole fucking can. And it was blander than I remember. I threw out most of it cause I couldn’t see myself finishing it.

My last optometrist refused to tell me what my prescription was. I should have insisted, they’ve since closed up shop.

You know, I always figured optometry involved like, super complicated math and shit.

Turns out it’s just basic arithmetic.

Kinda like programming, in a way.

Something that occurs once a hour has a frequency of 277.777… μHz

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

I think a big reason most diets fail for people is because they make changes that are too big and too sudden.

I think people need to try making smaller changes that they can actually commit to, rather than starve themselves until they give up because they hate life and go back to eating like shit, just to do it all over again in a year or two.

The language definitely seems made up just to fuck with people.

The fact this was apparently posted by someone from the Netherlands makes this so much funnier.

That’s one of the fundamental disagreements between Catholics and Protestants.

A Catholic would argue that veneration of saints isn’t worship, it’s showing respect for someone who exemplified Christian ideals, or died as a martyr. Canonization is basically the religious version of the Medal of Honor.

A Protestant would argue that the distinction between veneration and worship is arbitrary, and veneration of a saint essentially amounts to idolatry anyway.

Well shit, that’s a non-starter then.

This would be a lot more readable with some paragraph breaks.

If that’s WolframAlpha Classic, you probably paid for it a decade ago like I did.

I paid like $5 for the Android app (now WolframAlpha Classic) like 10 years ago and it’s been worth every penny. I use it for anything that needs complicated unit conversions.