Just think of all the fat bonuses he can get though once this craziness is done if he still has the job. The backlog will be huuuuuge.

Damn those criminal geniuses. Maybe next time!

People who make bribes on a frequent basis might!

Samsung: god damnit, now we have to use the $0.30 washer instead of the $0.29 washer and itll last at least 10 years longer!

That’s 10s of millions in extra sales lost!

AFAIK it’s the most known infectious.

Covid, or at least one of the omicron variants is next i think, but one might argue its more since the infection cycle was faster leading to larger numbers, but in terms 1 person infecting X people, it’s Measles.

Even if this was true… the current administration is all about rolling back all the regulations that protect us from things like this hypothetical toxin.

The government wouldn’t ban it, they’d call it fake news and give companies producing it subsidies so they could make more.

Some sort of Chinese proverb.

I’m thinking of a system as well where you can do mid air handoffs to someone closer. So you fly it 150km, then someone 150km away takes over, and keep getting it further that way.

What was the not coal powered one supposed to be?

They could waive the fee as part of it?

I think the ruling could deem it not an official act if the intent was to insider trade as facilitating inside trading isn’t an official duty. But you’d need proof that was the intention.

These swings are good opportunities to harvest losses if they cause any and you can move into something else that’s similar.

Like from a Blackrock 80/20 fund to a fidelity 80/20 fund or whatever it would be.

Minimal risk but you can still realize a loss.

I was going to do that until he of course undid it today. My timing was off unfortunately.

Trump should just create a tarrif that doubles whatever increase the target nation does.

So tarrifs China 50%. China hits back 50% so now China is 150%

Then China should do the same and raise tarrifs.

Then we’ll have infinity tarrifs!

Pretty sure you only need a tinfoil hat here if you think water isn’t wet.

Did he wuss out, or did his billionaire donors get a call yesterday saying he was going to do this at 1pm eastern or whatever it was?

Edit: maybe it’s in a signal chat and we can get a journalist added lol

Trump 2026/2028: the US is under economic war from the entire world and this is a national emergency, we cannot have an election until they resume all normal trading with us and honor our tarrifs up the ass without any counter tarrifs.

Can’t have a parade if doge fires the entire military!!!

At this point the only way it’d be possible is if one party controlled both chambers of congress. The current MAGA bunch would impeach and convict the next dem president for putting ketchup on their hotdog before mustard.

Also Fox News was a direct response to Nixon so it would never happen again to a GOP president. They won.

I would be shocked if anything would have deterred them if the knew they would be there.

They’ll only somehow finagle it by saying Trump didn’t serve 2 consecutive terms which wouldn’t allow Obama.