Had a binder for FFVIII. Printed the entire walkthrough from GameFAQs. Fond memories.

Duder, you opened your mouth and shit fell out. Next time think before you speak shit or don’t get mad when people call your shit-speak what it is.

I hear Mike Johnson has original thoughts that Trump doesn’t even know about. SHHHH!!!

'tis the season of hope, or whatever, my seasonal depression never left from last winter…

Cat owners always ask how to train a cat to use the toilet. But one thing Youtube, Google, or any other search won’t tell you is that this is one way NOT to train your cat to use the toilet.

Yes, it is exactly the middle-schooler mentality of “Nu-uh!” that they have going for them and nothing else.

…the BABY!

The Epstein list isn’t a major deal. As shocking as that is, it’s the real truth. So, what happens when they release the files? He gets more convictions? The Epstein files are just as much smoke and mirror as anything else he posts. He’s the president, elected after being convicted, not charged, convicted. None of it matters to him. Your “deep cut” was as deep as a puddle, broseph.

Yeah, I also disagree. Trump is not now, nor was he ever a brilliant strategist. This shutdown is bad, and he knows it, so he’s going to try to make a deal so he can autograph more of his books. He doesn’t give a single shit about government, the country, or party lines. He will sellout everyone, no question.

Too Little Too Late

The '95 Sega Genesis X-Men 2: Clone Wars is still my favorite Wolverine in gaming. Just felt like a chunky tank that destroyed everything and the gameplay was fun (and Psylocke, of course).

I find this comparison offensive. Whores have way more integrity than politicians.

Where‽ …ya know, so I can avoid them extra hard.

So, my aunt was there and said she was in charge of securing the trees. Said the trees in front of the student union only took 3 hours to secure.

Well, from the picture he’s already had a blow-out. Hope JD packed an extra change of clothes.

Ok, you all cross the bridge, I’m about to level up!

Or when you’re going through TSA and suddenly panic about whether or not you hid a bomb up your butt.

2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).

I’ll wake you up when you’re hungry, I gotchu bro!

Are you talking about the singular twizler encompassing the word, salsa?