He only knows one Tim and it’s Tim Apple.

I don’t care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

I’ve been poking my Fetterman voodoo doll extra lately.

Literally the point. US government and the businesses in this country are all pretty much on the same team and you aren’t.

Here is my bipartisan compromise and before you say anything and call me a centrist, hear me out:

Schumer and McConnel BOTH tied together and in cement shoes at the bottom of a deep sewage pond.

I know neither side gets much out of it at a glance but think of the implications and ROI.

Imagine thinking “Yeah I’m gonna become a huge piece of shit and help out a felon pedophile rapist destroy an icon of the United States but at least I’ll be rich.”

It’s like the perfect form of irony.

Moderate lolol

Realistic goal considering they already do so little QA.

In the manufacturing world this is what’s called a dirty hold study. You can do them to push out expiration dates/cleaning cycles/campaign lengths for equipment. This one failed.

Yeah this is the kind of shit that worries me. Lockdown.

Public theatre. They know he’s not gonna follow orders lol