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Sources say, at the sound of the bell his wife would spontaneously begin drooling.
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I tried a TV remote mute button on my former wife many times. Didn’t work.
former wife
Hm.
41 percent of marriages end in divorce
Dang. 50% of mine did. I’m doing worse than average…
It’s all about the law of averages. Maybe you need to get married more often.
Hmm. I’ll have to run polyamory/polygamy up the flagpole, because I’m not letting this one go…
100% of mine did.
Mine just says divide by 0 error
Bloody paywall…
Ad blocker always works for me. Firefox + ublock origin
Mobile app doesn’t provide that luxury