But it’s a tapered shape (trapezoid) without big enough flares on the handles to stop it from sliding off towards the blades. This just seems like a way to keep it closed when sitting around to protect the edges.
Extremely hard plastic handle with ribbed texture, zip tie cinched tight. Possible to slip the ziptie off but not easy or convenient.
Also, it’s a funny image.
Someone was definitely trolling.
I didn’t say not funny, just looks escapable.
Here’s my own, much more sinister version.
That’s the weirdest dildo I’ve ever seen
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Safety first
What the hell is even that? Plier with some stick welded to the handles?
Safety wire pliers
Is that hand braided or some mystical form of safety wire I’ve never seen?
Double twisted safety wire. Makes it extra cursed.
Pull wire used in electrical. Think chinese finger trap.
Sinister of course, meaning left handed.
I could buy you a scissor, but you’d need something to cut it open…
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