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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Bum trumpet

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Bum trumpet

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Oopsie poopsie

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    I only fart when I really got a s***. Anyone else here??

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When ya fart while wearing noise canceling earbuds

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      I’ve heard about deaf people learning with horror that farts make sound.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office

      • Strider@lemmy.world
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        I once made a squeaking noise with my mouth while exhaling, the meeting members thought it was a fart.🤣

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    My wife always snuggles up cutely then rips ass and slithers back to her side.

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      Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture

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    Play that tune!

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      6 hours ago

      What accent do you fart in?

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    Oh god, I can hear that picture.

    Btw. What’s that smell?

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      Uh. Trumpet breath.

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